My Favorite Drummer Jokes
Being a drummer, I have heard a lot of drummer jokes, and many of them have been directed at me.
Here is a collection of some of my favorite ones:
What did the drummer say to the band leader?
Do you want me to play too fast or too slow?
How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza
Did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Ya, me neither
Why do guitar players hang drum sticks from their rearview mirror?
So they can park in handicapped spaces
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
What’s the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?
A large pizza can feed a family of four
Why is a drummer never late?
Because he’s always rushing
How do you get a million dollars?
Start off with 2 million and then become a drummer
A sheep, a drum and a snake fall off a cliff. What sound do they make?
What do you call a drummer with a business card?
What Alexa says if you ask for a drum joke
Why did the Beatles stop inviting Ringo to Thanksgiving?
He wouldn’t share the drum sticks…also they’re British
Here is a funny article about drum shields from the Babylonbee, it is a satire news website aimed at poking fun at the church community: https://babylonbee.com/news/church-commits-to-using-only-cage-free-drummers-by-2025
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